With a brother like Clint, who always knows the right moves with the chicks—or thinks he does—Fergus doesn’t stand a chance. He’s not tall enough, old enough or macho enough, but maybe if he throws himself into sport, he can change that.

Tennis, ice skating, football, snogging—Andrew Daddo’s latest collection of stories will have you laughing out loud one minute and cringing with embarrassed recognition the next at the sorts of things we do to become ‘good sports’, both on and off the field.